February 2012
hoodoothatvoodoo:
Sometimes I feel like such a fake. I don’t even know who I am or what I feel, it changes by the hour, so how the Hell do I explain myself to another?
That one follower that always reblogs you.
I love you.
I've tried repeatedly to be magical and mysterious...
and I know you snarky lurkers (you know who you are) feel a cringe binge coming on when you hear me say it, but honestly…..I’ve tried to be sexy and delicious on repeated occasions, with deep sincerity of soul and body….all cylinders thrusting metaphorically (just swat those visuals out of your mind if you please). But you know…..trying just a little harder than I need to...
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Someone blurted out "Am I a magnet for crazy? Is...
My brain has been tickled to figure this riddle. Not because I too am a magnet but more specifically because I am the crazy that is drawn to magnets.
After spending time being irritated by this question and then yet more time being irritated that I had spent time on it, I have to suppose that “yes” is the only answer that can be given to both questions.
If you’re not in the...
When your 2nd youngest kid asks you in a room full of other moms “Mommy, are you a young mommy? I mean like, compared to other mommys?”
Hmmmmm